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请英语高手帮我翻译几个歇后语

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庙小妖风大,池浅王八多。

Strong wind always comes from small temple.

Turtles are crowded when the pool is shallow.

厕所里扔炸弹---激起公愤(粪)。

Throwing a bomb into the WC——arousing lot of angry shits.

和尚打伞---无法(发)无天。

Monks holding umbrellas——No hairs, No god binds.

和尚头上别卡子---挑皮

Monks wear a card——crazy

这样可以不?你怎么跟和尚过不去啊?