答：英文为A:Audience friends, hello, everyone, very happy everyone here, this ventriloquist(B take place)(A see form) this ventriloquist today arrive at to say ventriloquist for

(B run up Taiwan)

A:Ah~~ah~~~ah~~~, what do you run up to come to do?,

B:I is to seek 1 to call a week saint of to say ventriloquist

A:Seek me?You how to say ventriloquist, I remembered my partner is grow white white very fat, you how long of black thin thin of

B:, Don't lift to pull, that be my elder brother and he had loose bowels and found Zhao4 Ben3 Shan to buy Xie Li to stop to go to.

A:, Is a matter this time.Would you say ventriloquist?

B:You see me and can say ventriloquist.

A:(Conjecture B)boon, manage to pool useful use, that Za two say a ventriloquist for everyone how?

B:Good

A:2008 Olympic game hold in Peking, Za two say Olympic game

B:Okay, all right

A:Tell the truth, do I also attend Olympic game

B:Remnants Ao meeting?

A:Certainly is the game attended summer Olympics meeting to pull

B:Really?You attend what item?

A:Hey Hey~~~I want what to attend is lift weights a game

B:Your in that manner how do I see all not elephant attend to lift weights a game

A:Don't judge a person by his appearance.

B:Central television station central television station, audience friends, now what you see is us in Peking for your the spot live of 2008 Olympic game man's 50 lift weights of kilogram classes game, next what to appear is our country contestant week saint, his open pair of weight is 500 kilograms, be also 1000 catties

A:(Start in to lift weights action, then take out one thing, ate)

B:You eat what?

A:Has the Popeye The Sailor Man been already seen?He eat a spinach and I eat a Nanking pack vegetables

A:(Continue action)

B:Good, got up, encourage, , get red in the face, encourage, , success pull, audience friends, our country contestant week saint success of broke a world record keep by me, everyone congratulation he once.

A:Somebody else there is a jack on the car and I be that the crest be 1000 catties.

B:Tell the truth, do I also attend a game

A:What does your ability attend?I see attend a game of logistics work sweep hygiene.

B:What I attend is a gymnastics game(B does swan a dance of action)

A:I appear in public a house to do gymnastics of is all muscle one big piece one big piece of, you be this muscle, whole add an estimate only have the somebody else's a cake of big.

B:BE who just said don't judge a person by his appearance?

A:To to rightness

B:(Do and turn over and the action of head)

A:(Pull B)what do you have to do

B:I want to do a 720 degree front empty turn over again add a 960 degree empress empty turn over, then againTurn over, the difficulty coefficient be up to 9.0, this is me from create of big thin turn over.

A:That you be again to is an our country to add a gold medal.

B:That certainly.

A:Ah, I tell you, hear that the Olympic game hold in Peking this time, we does many lake personage of river all will attend and they prepare for a fight, all want to add honor for the our country.

B:BE?

A:You say that to jump into water.Our Yang2 Guo4 Da4 Xia, think that year to connect to break a bowel precipice to all dare to jump, don't say that jump into water, connect a beard good saw all want to say, brothers, this gold medal you accepted kindly.

B:Does that still have?

A:You know to do the high-jump, our small dragon female, sleep absolute being light achievement, did it ever get, ancient tomb parties that year grasped the small trick of sparrow to use top, what world record, break you has no company quantity.

B:Boon, the definite bility take gold medal.

A:Say that hundred meters race again, segment fame, the scale wave be tiny step, game just Shao ring, disappear a trace and shadow, see finish line listen to that Qiong Si beside say:Hum, Kui he isn't daughter's body.

B:BE all farmland path of, that you say don't of

A:That say that shoot, does Lee seek joys to know not?Little Li3 Fei Dao, he be to play to have no falsely hair.

B:Boon, that you still have what say

A:That you know broad-jump who attend not?Audience friends, know the broad-jump is who not?

B:Who?

A:That is us river's lake last crest well-known sun breeze elder generation in Europe, his toad achievement enjoy high prestige domestic and international, that jump not to know to run where go to

B:To shine on your this words isn't all gold medal be bagged by the our country, the contestant of the United States and Russia be all nasty commit suicide Yangtze River, even the coffin be all not enough to pull.

A:Have no relation

B:Zha?

A:Yellow river, broke to flow.